Movie Review: Resident Evil Afterlife

I have been a Resident Evil fan since the first one came out and knocked my socks off. It was such an awesome and original mash-up of science fiction, zombie/splatter film, and vision of a dystopian future. Aside from Paul W.S. Anderson's stunning visual and action sequences, he wrote a solid script that was both cohesive and coherent. Not an easy thing to do when you come from a video game, but then, I've never played the game so maybe the script was just lying there waiting to be picked up.

The second one was even an improvement, with better monsters, higher stakes for Alice, crazier corporate cretins and the same stupendous action and technological creativity. I even enjoyed the third because it managed to capture a post-apocalyptic feel that was easy to sink your teeth into (no pun intended). However, the creators did start to lag a little in the monster department. Nothing new (except for some uber-gory dog zombies) and even the people zombies looked stock and uninspired. Still, the movie left off with some resolution and a feeling that, yeah, Alice is going to get her revenge.

And that's where it should have ended.

Have you ever seen a fourth film in any series that was good? Star Wars to The Phantom Menace? Ugh. Alien to Alien: Resurrection? Puh-lease (though I still contend that Aliens vs. Predators was an awesome movie). I don't know, maybe the Saw franchise hasn't lost any of its verve, but then, there weren't any standards in which to rise to begin with so it could hardly get worse.

Sad to say, Resident Evil has followed the failure trend and totally flopped in Afterlife. I won't give you any spoilers, but Anderson wiped out one of the main elements that made the series interesting to begin with, thus making it like any other showdown at the OK Corral set in an alternate future film. The plot lost all of its plausibility with this one missing element. There were no inspired monsters, the zombies were as dull as in Extinction, and the story just couldn't have been less original, exciting, or surprising. And the hackneyed cliffhanger ending only left me wanting to erase the last two hours of my life that were wasted on this film.

Maybe I'm being too hard on it. Let me know what you think.

If at First You Don't Succeed

My preferred method for prepping for a jump. Ft. Benning, 1996.

There's a saying in skydiving that goes, "If it first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."Fortunately, I was successful on my first jump, and all those that followed (with a few minor injuries and close calls, but those are other stories), and I'm extremely glad to find that that streak of luck has carried through to some of my other ventures. Most of you already know that I won a writing contest for my first novel, but the thing that is really extraordinary to me is that, not only was it my first novel, but also the first writing contest I've entered. There was this short story that I wrote in 2nd grade and won a contest for, but the difference is I didn't even know it would be in a contest, so...I guess that means my first timer's success still holds true.But the thing that I really want to talk about is something totally different. While this was one of the best weekends of my life, there is an altogether more subtle event that contributed to how terrific it was. And that, dear readers, is the success of overcoming my biggest fear.When I was in the army, I was on a few jumps where I started to get a little nervous. I don't know why, we were only jumping WWII-design chutes at 500 feet above the deck in the middle of the night with 100 lbs of gear hanging from us. Nothing to worry about there--especially if you didn't know that it takes 250 feet for a reserve to fully deploy once pulled, and you usually don't realize you need to pull it until you've already fallen 300-500 feet. You can do the math.So, yeah, sometimes I started to get a little worried, just a little wet on the palms with the sense that if I didn't blink, my eyes would soon dry out. But I didn't want to blink because things could really go wrong in that short span of time and I needed to be prepared for anything. That gut-churning worry that things are about to terribly, irrevocably wrong.Then something really strange would happen.I'd look around at the other 60-100 GIs with me and realize that I wasn't nearly as scared as about half of them. I once had my own company commander throw up right in front of me and every jumper had to walk around that on their way out the door. This was supposed to be a hard core guy. When I got a good look at that fear in others, a strange and monumentally welcome sense of calm would overcome me. I'd get that zen feeling that whatever was going to happen was just going to happen, and being ready to jump out of my skin at the sight of the little red light over the door turning green would do nothing to change that. It was kind of that hippy "go with the flow" sensation, and I would get completely chill. Almost relaxed. This bizarre psychological reaction got me through some very tense moments.And that's what happened to me this weekend. The biggest fear I've ever had was having to confront a real-life literary agent and try to sell my book. It's so counter to my every fiber to talk about my writing--to baer my soul, in a manner of speaking. But at the conference, I did it.Imagine if you will, hundreds of writers all convened in a swanky hotel, all with words that have poured from their subconscious in a relentless, uncontrollable flow, all eager to be recognized for their unique brilliance and have their talent validated. Now imagine the most introverted, self-conscious, retiring person you know. Overlay them onto this eager writer, and you have the bulk of people that attend writing conferences. We are a quiet lot, but an intense lot.Then take me: a total basket-case, spending hours and hours trying to write a pitch that will be, if not be the most exciting thing an agent has ever heard, at least have enough pauses for breathing when recited that I won't pass out for lack of oxygen. Then imagine me realizing, 40 minutes before the pitch, that it's all wrong, that it's completely inane and bland, and that I must start over. Imagine, if you will, trying to force yourself to do the thing that you would sooner throw yourself into a burning cauldron of oil than do. Then imagine yourself doing it.But the skydiving thing happened. Ten minutes before my appointment, I joined another group of new authors about to do the same thing in the waiting room. You want to talk about a bundle of nerves; many of my fellows were like OJ Simpson right before the jury came back. Shaking legs, clenched jaws, thousand yard stares. Suddenly, that same sense of calm came over me. The knowledge that I was not going to die, and even if I were, my last few moments were definitely not as agony-filled as these poor folks. I took a deep breath, and killed the last few minutes checking my email on my iPhone.And the big surprise, the thing I least expected: it wasn't in the slightest bit scary. It was easy, it was mellow, it was a natural conversation that occurs between two people with common interests. It was no more of a big deal than ordering a meal at a restaurant.Nothing feels better than a sigh of relief, and I took a huge one in the middle of my pitch session, and another one afterwards. The biggest fear of my life has passed and I have come through unscathed, stronger, more prepared than ever. It's ridiculous, but facing the business-side of writing is my last big, dreaded hurdle to becoming an author. Now that it's over, I can't imagine anything that can slow me down.

To The People Who Make Living in a Fantasy Land That Much More Fun

You know that feeling you have when you meet someone who's extraordinary in some way and you just can't enough of hearing about them and their fantastic and interesting life? Yeah, well that's what happens at Writer's conferences (not a typo, I'm really loving my Writer friends these days and feel that the noun is more than proper, it's downright Germanic).

I'm talking about Susan Spann who is in the process of taking the "his" out of history and making it "herstory"(see what's happenin' on twitter - @susanspann). She's written not one but two historical novels featuring Moulin and Joan of Arc (though she'll be the first to tell you that the title "D'Arc" was never used by our heroine during her lifetime). Not only is Susan breathing new life into history, she's giving these powerful women a voice of their own, something I know more than just I can appreciate. I can't wait to get my hands on copies of these novels and spend some time in ancient China and 15th Century France. Who can?

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The The Impotence of Proofreading, by TAYLOR MALI

Has this ever happened to you? I think I can relate. It's reminders like this that make me extremely careful when using my spell checker.

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Notes from the Beyond

That would be beyond happy. My first story has been accepted for publication and I'm pretty excited. It's a short horror piece about a married couple. The protagonist, Jenn, is peeved that her husband is a dedicated writer who spends every waking moment churning out stories that are rejected again and again. Their marriage is falling apart, thanks to Jenn's impatience and Tom's virtual absence from the relationship. Things begin to go terribly wrong when Jenn comes down with a debilitating illness. As her sickness progresses, Tom's popularity as a writer takes off. Then she discovers something horrible, unbelievable, and shocking in Tom's writing. The problem is, she doesn't know the half of it.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking: weirdly autobiographical, right? Chuckle, chuckle. No, of course not. I thought up the basic premise late at night about three years ago while Jer and I were traveling around Texas to visit his family for the holidays. Originally, the story was much different. But as all writing tends to do, it took on a life of its own once I started channeling it from head to page. Poor Jenn, I had no idea things were going to turn out as badly as they do for her.

Ghostlight Magazine is the publisher and "The Price of Success" will come out in their fall issue, around November.

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Klick Gets a Bath

She hated it, but it was necessary. No one likes a cat that smells like a motorpool garage.

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Pets Have Bad Days Too

And yesterday was one of the worst. It all started around 9pm on Sunday night. Klickitat, our felonious feline, wanted to go outside. She's been an avid outdoor enthusiast for the last five years or so, every since we bought our first house and she had a yard to prowl. Since we've moved to Boulder and now inhabit a second story condo, she's been much less interested in exploring the outdoor world. Too many people, cars, and just general noise and Klick is only brave when it comes to beating up other cats. Consequently, she's stayed pretty much indoors since we've lived here, with the occasional five minute foray out onto the patio to do some sun-worshipping or dirt-bathing, her two favorite hobbies (besides, as mentioned, beating up other cats).

Sunday evening, I let her out and, much to my shame, completely forgot about her. It wasn't until I got up the next morning that I realized I'd left her out all night. Of course, when I opened the door, she was nowhere to be found. Yikes!

She's not much of a wanderer, so I figured she'd be close-by and come running as soon as she heard us calling her. No such luck. Finnegan and I did multiple walking and driving circuits around the neighborhood all day long, but she never showed up. When it got dark, I really started to get worried. I figured the final thing that would bring her out of wherever she was hiding would be hunger, but even that wasn't the case.

That describes yesterday's early events, and we'll come back to that. But now, I'll describe the trauma Finnegan also experienced.

On our daily walk around the lake, Finnegan was haplessly enjoying his usual game of chasing the tennis ball into the deep grass and bounding along like he's Laura Ingalls Wilder. Shortly after arriving at the lake, he went for a long pass and then immediately jumped a few feet in the air and bee-lined, no pun intended, back towards me, shaking his head and scratching one ear madly. He'd obviously been stung, a first for him. For the next hour he pawed and scratched and shook and rolled, all in an effort to mitigate the pain his poor head was in. Nothing ever swelled up so I couldn't tell exactly where the sting was. Tragically, his ball was lost.

As if that wasn't bad enough, as evening rolled around and we all went for another spin around the neighborhood to look for Klick, a truly evil wasp latched onto Finnegan's back leg and hung on, stinging him somewhere between 3-5 times before he could shake the thing. I've never seen an animal in so much misery. The poor guy was shaking and limping and essentially trying to bite his own leg off from the pain. That lasted for a couple of hours until he exhausted himself.

In case this ever happens to your dog, here's what you should do. First, look for a stinger and try to scrape it out with something flat, like a credit card. Then, besides being on the lookout for anaphylactic shock, which will present as labored breathing and massive swelling, give your dog 1mg of Benadryl / pound of body weight. You can also make a paste of water and baking soda and apply it the wound to help alleviate some of the sting. Ice will also help if you can get the puppy to sit still.

Finn went to bed early, too upset and hurt to bother with it anymore. We agonized and worried more about Klick, our fears growing more pronounced as the night wore on. Finally, we went to bed and decided to leave the front door cracked in case she showed up. I woke up a couple of times and looked around the house, but no kitty.

An eardrum-splitting caterwauling woke us up at 4:30am and we leapt out of bed as if we'd been stung like Finn. Klickitat was outside our bedroom door, and yes, she was upset! Finally, somehow, she'd managed to get herself home. She was covered in dirt and oil. Strangely, despite still wearing her collar, which is the breakaway safety kind, her tags were gone. You can imagine the relief Jer and I felt.

Physically, she is just fine. Mentally, she's exhausted and skittish. It's impossible to say just what happened to her, but it seems as if she probably crawled into a car's engine compartment and her tags got wedged. She probably spent the whole day trying to free herself. I can't imagine how traumatic that must have been for her.

The happy ending is that everyone is fine today. There was much rejoicing when the tuna was broken out in celebration, and Finn finally ate his own food (which he wouldn't touch yesterday, apparently out of concern for the kitty). And yeah, I learned a lesson about letting our cat out.

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40, 65, Whatever

One of my relatively few flaws (besides my overwhelming humbleness) is my lack of patience. This often manifests in adventures that I intend to be of a certain time/distance/level of hardness, but which turn out to be more than I bargained for. You see, I'd much rather be doing something fun than planning something fun.

This personal challenge came to the forefront yesterday when I decided a moderate afternoon road ride was in order. After a cursory look on Google Earth and a quick estimate of the mileage, I had my route planned. Just a quickie up and down through some windy mountain roads, probably no more than 40 miles. Sixty-five miles and five hours later, I finally dragged my carcass back up the condo's stairs and fell to the ground in rapturous joy at Jer's feet for having already made an extra cheesy pizza. If he had not, there's a strong possibility that I might have eaten my own arm.

I had planned on taking a good leisurely ride documented by lots of pics. But when the two hour mark hit and I still wasn't at the turn that I knew was only within the first 1/4 of the overall route, I realized I'd better pick up the pace or possibly perish (please forgive the alliterative rambling; I just couldn't help it.) Here are the few I managed to take with my trusty iPhone.

S. St. Vrain Rd. 15 miles of uphill

Pre-road rage

High country

The overall profile.

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Not so bad from this perspective. I have to say, I wasn't really suffering as much as this guy looks like he was:

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Cheap Gimmicks

You know what I’m tired of seeing in movies and movie trailers? Tattoos.

Yeah, this from a girl with more ink than her own highly-inked husband. Clearly, it’s not that I have anything against tattoos, I’m just really tired of seeing them used as some kind of “watch this film, it’s got a bad-ass heroine/hero, whose bad-assery is obviously immense because they have this giant bad ass tattoo” gimmick. And then when you watch the movie, you see that tattoo maybe one time, usually in an overly-emphasized muscle shot (for a man) or a sexually explicit woman-as-object voyeur pleasing shot (for a woman), then…never again. What a cliché.

Tattoos, by their nature, are a symbol and usually have some private meaning to their wearers. For movie characters to have these giant symbols on their bodies, as an audience member, you expect there to be some point or purpose to them. If there isn’t, why feature them? It would be like a character in some romantic comedy carrying a shovel around for the entire film and never give any reason for it. No other characters comment on it, nothing. Just a shovel, folks, why the strange looks? Basically, tattoos in movie posters and on the characters are just as meaningless as a shovel. A notable exception is the angel character in “Legion”, but I’m not even trying, and I can already come up with at least three.

Just a little personal gripe.


 
Wanted
 
 
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High Country Hijinks

Diamond Lake
Feeding into Diamond Lake

Good Sunday in the high country. We went up to Fourth of July Trail near Nederland, CO and hiked up a little way past Diamond Lake. It's a lovely little moraine lake nested between the nearby peaks. The mosquitoes up there are about the size of small sparrows, so we didn't linger in one place for long. There were an amazing variety of alpine flowers in bloom, and the weather decided to give us a taste of home by sending in an afternoon thunderstorm. We made it back to the trailhead before it started really coming down. All in all, awesome day. Also discovered a great little pub in Nederland with range fed beef burgers and the best espresso stout I've ever had (although I forgot to ask the brewery). Still, can't really go wrong with espresso stout.

Lovely stream

Some guy taking pics

Columbine

Rain moving in

Clouds at the takeout, er, trailhead
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Gollum

My favorite of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy was The Two Towers. There, I said it. It may not be a popular opinion, but I wasn't popular in high school and I've learned to dangle blithely and contentedly from my rung on the ladder. I think it really comes down to one thing: Gollum is and has been the most interesting fictional character to cross the big screen since, um, Ripley from Alien & Aliens (we'll pretend that character never carried on beyond the second movie).In the first film, Frodo stole the screen with both his naivety and general cuteness, but his character didn't really stretch the model of reluctant hero to levels we've never seen before. In the second film, he was just plain useless and weak. The character of Aragorn, both in the first and third film was a real show stealer with his skills and martial prowess, but again, nothing unusual there. In fact, I think Jackson overstated the entire story of Aragorn's rise to power, but that's another subject.No, it's really Gollum who stretched the whole fabric of storytelling when it comes to literary figures and Hollywood films. He was a villain, but also an anti-hero, a monster, but also an underdog. It was impossible to watch his ragged ambulations and conflicted emotional contortions without feeling an overwhelming sense of both pity and loathing. No other character I've seen in a recent movie can evoke such fascination and even adoration. What is is about the bad-guy-who-wants-to-be-a-good-guy that makes people sit back, enjoy another beer, and rewind the parts that character was in (OK, maybe this is just me, but I'm hoping you see my point).Tolkien knew the utility of the Gollum character. Don't be deceived by The Hobbit, where he was almost reduced to a stereotype. Gollum represents the darkness we all have within ourselves. Not just reluctance to step up when called, not just weakness, not just fear--but real darkness. The ability to be overtaken by a need/greed/desire so monumental and consuming that even the moralistic and ethical laws ingrained within us from birth become nothing but scattered leaves in an October wind.I think Tolkien's greatest wish was to examine that subject, that darkness in humanity, and prove that there is some greater power beyond our own human strengths, that can rise above it and defeat it. I guess that's an obvious statement, given how the series turns out, but using the juxtaposition of Frodo and Gollum to tell that tale is really one of the most brilliant triumphs in storytelling ever written.So, anyway, I like the second movie the best because that's where Gollum, and all that his puny little character stands for, gets to really shine. Just thought I'd share that.

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Viva Las Weekend!

Grrr...it's been a week. Insert as many expletives before the word week as you feel you may need. I'd say there should be at least three, and maybe up to six. First off, my manuscript got rejected. OK, I can deal, and in fact was expecting it, but combined with the mental anxiety I put myself through in relation to my job and other life issues, it was really a bee-yotch to get rejected. The pic to the right here sort of says it all.

The good news is that it's Friday and have almost the entire next week off. I get to focus on finishing up a short story for a zombie anthology I've been putting together, and maybe get some more editing done on my second novel. Should get in a 20 mile run sometime between now and next Friday for the excellent, long lasting endorphin high. And have I mentioned the beauty of ice baths? Oh yes, they are like manna to extremely tired muscles. I used to be too wussy to jump in cold water, but now I crave it the way a fish craves water.

In other news, this website has jumped to the top of my chart today: http://www.webook.com/home. It allows you to upload the first page of anything you're working on and get ranked by thousands of random readers (there's a small fee to get your own work ranked, but you can read and rank what's already there for free to you heart's content!). It's like a feedback engine, and, if your work is really like, it will rise in rankings and potentially garner you a personal audience, possibly even an agent. Awesome! The agent who rejected my manuscript is the one who brought this site to my attention, so, suffice it to say, it wasn't a total loss.

Tomorrow I'm having a short little scifi story I wrote critiqued by my local writing group, aka http://www.meetup.com/Boulderwriters/, who are an awesome assembly of local wordophiles. My nerves will be tested, my palms will be sweaty, my smile may be strained, but I'm really excited, nonetheless.

Now it's time to kick back, relax, and enjoy a nice mind-candy action film: the Losers. Does anyone else enjoy the works of Idris Elba as much as I?

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Movie Review: Predators

Meh!

Adrian Brody, on the other hand...

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Movie Review: The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

WARNING: Spoilers will likely ensue.Watched The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, a delightful little film, last night. Terry Gilliam, one of the madmen of Monty Python, was the writer/director, and you can't miss the distinctive overtones from the Python-era. The sets, animations, and yes, a few chorus lines, are all part of this movie experience. Though abstract, the plot was never hard to follow. And the cast, ah, the cast was superb. This is the first movie I've seen in awhile that actually makes me sad about the fact that Heath Ledger died too young. He was an actor with incredible depth and range, far beyond many of his contemporaries. The only actor of his generation that I think can even compare is Adrien Brody.The film follows the trials of a father, superbly played by Christopher Plummer, whose life changed dramatically centuries ago when the devil showed up at his monastery and disproved his worldview. It's quite a lovely worldview, too. The monks of this ancient order were tasked with telling the endless tale, in other words, reading a story over and over forever in order to keep the fabric of the universe whole. When the devil, played by none other than The Great Tom Waits (it's my personal belief that Tom Waits's name should always be preceded with the appellation "The Great"), causes all the monks to become mute, Plummer's character is forced to realize a greater truth--that the soul of mankind is based on our ever-spinning stories. The Devil says it ain't so, and the men commence to place a bet on who's right. The winner--and here's where I get a little puckered--gets to keep Plummer's child, in this case, a daughter. Yeah, another "woman is prize not person" story.In any case, after getting beyond that, I was able to enjoy the way the movie ambles along, interweaving the current life of Plummer, his daughter, and the vagabond troupe of actors with whom he's created a moving stage show, and his continual bets with the devil, desperately trying to find a way to ensure his daughter is spared. Ledger's character becomes the catalyst for greater change in their lives that may, or may not, be for the best.The real beauty of this story is the central idea: Dr. Parnassus (Plummer's character) has created an Imaginarium, a portal through which any person who steps through is transported from their concrete life to the world of their own imagination. Some people's imaginary worlds are more friendly than others. This dimension is where Terry Gilliam's own imagination gets that chance to run wild, and it is quite an engaging place to be. It's within the Imaginarium that Parny's daughter's fate will unfold and we viewers get to share the full experience.

If you're looking for a way to get outside common movie themes and be transported to ideas that require no personal experience to appreciate, this is the movie for you.

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Why I Don't (Dare) Mountain Bike

As proof of my inability to move at speed without damage, I offer these photos from a trail run last weekend. Still picking dirt out of my hand and the bruises are beginning to turn yellow.

The shirt may be ruined.

Elbows make an excellent sliding surface.
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Swimmin' Fool

We had our doubts that Finnegan would learn to swim, but he's always loved getting in the water. When he was still a puppy we'd take him to the dog park and he'd jump intp the kiddie pools, just walking around in circles, or sticking his nose under the water to hunt for rocks we'd throw in there. So we knew he wasn't scared of getting his head wet, but when we moved here and started visiting a off-leash trail that runs around a little lake, he wouldn't go in over his head. When the ball or stick got too far, he'd look very, very disappointed, but couldn't bring himself to go past the point of no return. After a few weeks, however, he finally figured it out (it helped for him to watch other dogs doing it), and now he's relentless. He drags us to the lake and runs straight into the water whenever we go there. He loves it. It's funny how different breeds have different attitudes towards water. Hudson was practically half fish and he could swim for hours. Finn just does it to get the ball; he's very focused. Here's some pics.

Good ole Hudson. We still miss the hell outta him.
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Imogene Training Plan

Here is what the next several weeks look like for Jer and I in terms of training up to the Imogene Pass run. Looks kinda scary and kinda exciting when I visualize it in this way. We'll probably swap out a few of the 10+ runs for slightly shorter trail runs, but overall, this is what the plan is.

Here's an image of the route I created in Google Earth. It may not be 100% accurate, but it's pretty close.

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On Writing Queries

You've all heard me groan (Or, as Mark Haddon's character Christopher in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime puts it, "doing groaning." Everyone should read this amazing book.) these last few days about writing an agent query letter in the hopeful attempts of getting one to pick me up as client and help me get my books published. In a funny way, this task has been more daunting to me than writing a book ever was, and I've been putting it off for about two years. Yeah, I'm an excellent procrastinator that way. In the meantime, I've pored through endless websites and agent blogs trying to learn the secret formula for writing a good, eye-catching, totally un-ignorable pitch. Of course, there is no secret formula, only good writing and an ability to be succinct and to the point. Okay, that's easy to do if you're born that way, but most writers, by nature of enjoying communicating through words, do so with a rather high volume of words. We digress, we ramble, we tell multiple stories at once, just trying to fit in everything we have to say. So, summing up your book in a single paragraph, to a writer, or at least to me, has been an akin to undergoing major surgery.However, I survived. A couple of weeks ago, I attended a webinar on how to write a winning query lead by Rachelle Gardener at Wordserve Literary Agency. Aside from the stupendous presentation she put on and the wonderful pointers and tips, Rachelle was kind enough to offer a pitch critique to each of the attendees. I struggled, I bled from the brain, I sighed, I cringed, but I eventually wrote my pitch and sent it off to her with, to be totally cliché (it's my blog and I occasionally like some kitsch in my life), baited breath.She responded in just a couple of days, and I was really overjoyed. There were minor edits, but they were really minor. Wow! She commented that it was a "strong" pitch. Eureka! These are the kinds of little victories that reinvigorate me.

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BolderBoulder 10K Results

The BolderBoulder was hands down the best 10K I've been part of, in terms of the overall mood of the crowd, the events taking place all around, and the course. This year, this race may be the biggest foot race in the US in terms of entrants, and I've heard, the 5th largest in the world. Once they have all the finishers, they'll know for sure. How cool is that? Over 50,000 people were out there running! Waves left the start about every 4 minutes for approximately two hours. It ended at a big stadium (Folsom Stadium), and the majority of the participants stayed after their race for the Memorial Day celebration events. The pros ran last, and what a sight to see. The women's winner may have set a course record at 29 minutes and change. The Kenyans and Ethiopians have truly amazing running teams. After the pros, they had a set of skydivers jumping with flags for all four military branches and the US flag, then a 21 gun salute, honoring a couple of WWII vets who were present (two gents who survived the Battle of the Bulge, and one of the is the man who started Leanin' Tree cards), the usual patriotic songs, and a F-14 flyover from the Colorado (I think) National Guard. Pretty dang cool.I've run maybe 1/2 a dozen "official" 10Ks and a handful of 5ks, mostly in Eugene and North Carolina, so it was a new experience to do it at altitude. Given that we've lived here for a little over a month now, I have to say I really didn't notice it. The weather was perfect, about 65 degrees, and the course was windy with a bit of rolling hills. Because of the hills, mostly, this wasn't my personal record at 51:29, but not too bad either. Here're my overall stats.

overall place: 5974
division: F35
division place:56 out of 631
gender place:1367 out of 26011
mile 1:0:08:31.77
mile 2:0:08:21.92
mile 3:0:08:36.57
mile 4: 0:08:10.65
mile 5: 0:07:59.00
mile 6: 0:08:04.40
net time: 0:51:29.57
pace: 8:18 (based on net tim
 
5,974, out of 53,000 plus runners? I'll take it. 56th out of 631 in my division? Sure! 1,367th out of 26,011 females? Pretty cool. Looks like the Imogene Pass training is paying off. I'm thinking it's a good thing I didn't grab one of those Miller High Lifes some of the spectators were handing out at mile 4 or I would have been yacking up the last hill. I didn't push as hard as I wanted to thanks to the fact that I've been drinking water with Nuun tablets and they are really not agreeing with me. Going to have to find some other electrolyte replacement method.
Now for a nap.Then some serious vegging on some Memorial Day movies. Something with explosions seems appropriate.
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Lyons Kayak Park and the Locals

Enjoyed my first paddle here in sunny, summery Colorado (actually, I've been down the Gunnison that runs into Grand Junction once years ago on a raft, but that doesn't really count). I forgot to take my camera, as usual. About 20 miles north of Boulder is the small, yet surprisingly thriving on this Memorial Day weekend, community of Lyons, Colorado. It's a cute little town that reminds me of a lower elevation Deadwood without the distinction of being the final resting place of Wild Bill Hickock. Rolling through town is the lovely meandering S. St. Vrain river, what, in Oregon terms, would be known as a creek. It's high water right now, and with the creeking season here in Colorado being about four weeks long, it was the time to get up there. The section called a "kayak park" is really just a 1/4 mile section near a town park that has about four features on it that are mildly interesting. There was one excellent glassy wave that you could literally front surf on until the water drains from the creek, but it wasn't much for cartwheeling or doing anything that requires pop. Still, a terrific spot for just getting in the water and relaxing. The other features were all pourovers in the vein of the small stuff on Oregon's N. Umpqua, below Pinball rapid, or the Lower North Fork of the Middle Fork Willamette. There's a nicer pourover with enough of an off-width to create a wave about a 1/2 below the end of the kayak park, which appears to be where the locals really go.We were passed by a posse of C-1ers while we played at the upper glassy wave, and caught up with them down at the good wave at the end. They were all a bunch of happy-go-lucky man-child types who consider class 5 in an open boat a fun day on the river. Super nice people. They even let me shuttle with them AND gave me the passenger seat when they headed back to the put in (about four miles upstream of the kayak park) so I wouldn't have to stuff myself in the back with six other smelly, wet gents, dropping me at my truck. Something tells me they rarely see a girl on the river, probably their insistence on getting my number so they could invite me on some future trips. All good, all good.The exciting part of the day was the fact that some picnickers found a dead man on the banks of the river at the take out a few hours earlier. The C-1ers were there when the paramedics and cops came. Fortunately, they removed the corpse before we came down. I'm not sure that's the kind of scenery I look for when I'm on the river. Besides the dead man, I was somewhat disheartened by the general presence of human rubbish (the trash kind, not the body kind) that filled some of the bigger eddies. Kinda sad to see, and doesn't do a lot for making me feel comfortable when I get that unexpected mouthful during a particularly rough window shade. Ce sera, I guess.On another note, I submitted another short story, in the horror genre, for publication to Pseudopod today. Tomorrow is the BolderBoulder 10K run. Wish me luck on both.

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